I 💓 Dr. Seuss. And koalas. #koalaing #truffulatrees #unless #mulberrystreet #bigkid #drseuss #universalstudios

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#bigkid,#mulberrystreet,#koalaing,#unless,#universalstudios,#truffulatrees,#drseuss,

Seuss Landing

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Gettin' pitted #getpitted #brah #universalstudios

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#getpitted,#universalstudios,#brah,

Universal Studios Florida

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#toooldforfamilyvacations,#airport,#tooearly,#reflection,#ineverwenttobed,#thanksmom,#tuba,

Sacramento International Airport (SMF)

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Maybe if I start drinking Budweiser again my muscles will come back? #fbf #6packsfor6packs #flashback #throwback #kickboxing #beer #itdoesabodygood #2006 #lake #boat

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#6packsfor6packs,#lake,#beer,#2006,#fbf,#crotchshot,#throwback,#itdoesabodygood,#flashback,#thisbudsforyou,#boat,#kickboxing,

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Teaching my students good study habits. #ucdavis #stupidhead #egghead #teacher #fieldtrip #middleschool #college #hittinthebooks

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#ucdavis,#stupidhead,#egghead,#middleschool,#college,#hittinthebooks,#fieldtrip,#teacher,

Bookhead Egghead

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Happy Mother's Day, Mom! I love you almost as much as I love watermelon and 4th of July. #mymomlikestoparty #mother #mothersday #freedomfest #lazyeyes #stupidface #4thofjuly #2007

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#mymomlikestoparty,#lazyeyes,#freedomfest,#4thofjuly,#mothersday,#2007,#mother,#stupidface,

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Sweated my ass of on a morning MTB ride up Escalator, then wakeskate sess behind that Monster of a boat. Today did not suck. #ifyouhatereddingyouredoingitwrong

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#mountains,#monster,#ilovewhereilive,#iloveredding,#santacruzbikes,#lakeshasta,#lake,#wakeskate,#bike,#axisboats,#shasta,#ifyouhatereddingyouredoingitwrong,#mtb,#redding,#liquidforce,#boat,

Redding, CA

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In other words, "We love you so much that we hope you get Type II diabetes." #teacherappreciationweek #makeyourteacherfatweek #yourevsyour #teacher #thankspinterest #FANTAastic #STARburst #SMARTies #hugs #lifesaver

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#teacherappreciationweek,#lifesaver,#yourevsyour,#fantaastic,#starburst,#hugs,#thankspinterest,#smarties,#teacher,#makeyourteacherfatweek,

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Model citizen. #griswoldsworld #toyshopping #bulldog #englishbulldog #model #exceptmydogislikewaaaaycuter

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#exceptmydogislikewaaaaycuter,#englishbulldog,#griswoldsworld,#squishyfacecrew,#bulldoglife,#toyshopping,#bulldog,#ilovemydog,#model,#petco,

Petco

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Daaawww. I feel spayshul. 😊 #teacherappreciationweek #fortunecookie #treats #littlethings #teacher #ilovemyjob #ijustlovesurprises

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#teacherappreciationweek,#fortunecookie,#treats,#ijustlovesurprises,#littlethings,#teacher,#ilovemyjob,

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Houseboat hot tubbin' in the rain. All good in the hood! 👍 #thunderstorm #houseboat #hottub #shasta #lake #lakeshasta #girls #girlweekend #bacheloretteparty

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#hottub,#girls,#lake,#thunderstorm,#bacheloretteparty,#shasta,#lakeshasta,#girlweekend,#houseboat,

Lake Shasta

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#tuckandroll,#steez,#shasta,#lakeshasta,#midget,#lake,#wakeskate,

Lake Shasta

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Booze cruise. Bad aim. #sarahsbacheloretteweekend #bacheloretteparty #houseboat #girlweekend #girls #lake #boat #shasta #party #lakeshasta

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#sarahsbacheloretteweekend,#girls,#lake,#bacheloretteparty,#shasta,#lakeshasta,#party,#girlweekend,#boat,#houseboat,

Lake Shasta

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And the weekend begins... #sarahsbacheloretteweekend #bacheloretteparty #houseboat #girlweekend #shasta #lake #lakeshasta #slaughterhouseisland #party

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#sarahsbacheloretteweekend,#lake,#bacheloretteparty,#slaughterhouseisland,#shasta,#lakeshasta,#party,#girlweekend,#peckerpoint,#houseboat,

Slaughter House

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Kinder College Day! Over 1,200 KINDERGARTENERS! I read to over 250 of them (I now sound like one of Marge Simpsons's sisters). Top Left: Bruce Lee fan? Bottom Right: You can't see his tag but it says: My name is Logan. When I grow up I want to be a chef. #kindergarteners #herdingcats #cute #bewatermyfriend #brucelee #chef #secretingredient #boogers #reading #teacher #somanyhugs #storytime #college #germs

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#brucelee,#secretingredient,#herdingcats,#ilovemyjob,#teacher,#chef,#cute,#storytime,#germs,#college,#somanyhugs,#reading,#bewatermyfriend,#boogers,#kindergarteners,

Simpson University

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"Nope, not trying to eat your shoe, Momma! Just...um, resting my head on it. I swears." #yeahright #donteventhinkaboutit #sneakysob #littleshit #socute #griswoldsworld #bulldog #englishbulldog #converse #chucks #ilovemydog

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#donteventhinkaboutit,#griswoldsworld,#socute,#bulldog,#ilovemydog,#converse,#yeahright,#chucks,#englishbulldog,#sneakysob,#littleshit,

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FBF: After a couple Mai Tais with my coworker, I stumbled (literally) across this dolphin mural and remembered making my mom take a picture of @n8_b and I in front of it 20 years ago. #maitaieyes #fbf #flashbackfriday #1993 #outrigger #hawaii #waikiki #dolphins #maitais #permagrin #lightweight

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#1993,#outrigger,#maitais,#truckerhat,#hawaii,#maitaieyes,#permagrin,#fbf,#lightweight,#plasticvisor,#waikiki,#flashbackfriday,#dolphins,

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Haven't seen my cousin for over 10 years...when I was her age. Had so much fun with her this week! Can you tell we're related? #cousins #reunited #couldbesisters #hawaii #family #808 @kcy808

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#808,#family,#couldbesisters,#cousins,#hawaii,#reunited,

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More rainbows! (Less underbewbs 😀) Of course I had to eat here! 💗💛💚💙💜

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#rainbow,#momnpop,#hawaiianstyle,#hawaii,#aloha,#808,#historic,#yum,#oahu,#rainbowdrivein,

Rainbow Drive-in

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This night. 💙 #hawaii #sunset #paradise #maitais

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#sunset,#maitais,#hawaii,#paradise,

Sheraton Waikiki Infinity Pool

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